He's the Macho Man!

While there are a lot of good choices here for best video, my pick is still the Piledriver video. However, this little gem I found is not far behind. Piss poor quality but the song kicks ass. Dig it! Dig it!


Macho showing off his mad rapping skills. He really does get the party jumpin'.

Greatest Wrestling Video: Nate Webb

Poor Nate. I'm sure he practiced and all. He might win a shitty ass grammy for this, although he may have a hard time bringing home the coveted greatest wrestling music video of all-time award. Teenage Dirtbag in full effect. Backstory is a loser leaves town match against B-Boy in CZW. He played this pre-match. For those giving a fuck, Nate sent B-Boy packing in a pretty shitty match.


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After seeing that you may want to watch young Nate die. The Necro Butcher aims to please in this highlight video of a Necro vs Nate no-rope barbwire and lighttube deathmatch. Poor Nate...

Mayweather gets $20 Million

From the AP:

LOS ANGELES (Associated Press) - Floyd Mayweather Jr. is a champion boxer and has tested his moves on "Dancing With the Stars." Now the man many consider the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world is preparing to drop the gloves and do some wrasslin.'

A $20 million payday awaits the undefeated WBC welterweight champion when he takes on Big Show as part of WWE's "WrestleMania XXIV" at Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Fla., on March 30.

"It's entertainment. You have a chance to just be you and do what you want to do," Mayweather said Monday after a chaotic Staples Center event that masqueraded as a news conference.

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$20 fucking million! By my rough math he would have to add 400,000 buys at $50 to earn his keep. No way. Big waste of cash. From what I hear this barely gets any play on the sports stations in the states.

Best Theme Song / Video Ever

Here's my contribution to the greatest video:



Just look at him shuck n' jive (if you will).

Workrate to the Extreme

We're still pimping the greatest music video series but I had to share this one. This is geared towards you high end workrate marks. This is in highlight form and clocks in at under a minute so check it out.

Slow Build: Disco Inferno Best Wrestling Video Ever

Slow Build: Disco Inferno Best Wrestling Video Ever

I'm not one of those high spot monkeys. A slow build is how I roll. Starting off is a Disco Inferno throwing down the mad rhymes. Oil of Olay all day everyday! Roid head and most likely pimple bitch Rey Rey Jr was one of the targets.

Superstar or Sicko

sorry guys i could't help myself. i still think he was one of the best inring talents that has ever entered the ring. and that's what i have to say about that.

what do you think???

best wrestling video ever

this is my pick and the ultimate wrestling music video of all time. this one is for the history books


you can't see me.

Wrestling is NOT Fake!!!

wrestling is not fake, matches may have predetermined outcomes. however, these guys put there bodies on the line to entertain us weekly. until you have been tombstoned, bodyslammed, or thrown threw the air to land on an unforgiving mat, you have no right to say that wrestling isn't real. in regards to the wrestling is fake clip, as far as i know fire is real. my hat is off to all the athletes who push through the pain to give us awsome matches.


you say wrestling is fake, that looks pretty damn real to me. wrestlers risk injury and even death. storylines and skits are build-up to the action that takes place in the ring. the bumps are real, the blood is real, the danger is real.

Best Wrestling Video Ever

With my first post I would like to throw down my nominee for best wrestling video (and possibly song) ever.



Check out Macho on the trumpet. Baby, watch 'em drop.

News Flash - Wrestling's Fake!

Hey - Here is my first post on this blog. And what better post than to show how fake wrestling is. It ges good at about 1:40



Why woultn't the camera man put down the camera and help JR instead of zooming in on him. Any why didn't Kane catch on fire (surly he must have spilt some gasoline on himself).

The day I watched this on RAW was the day I finaly realized that wrestling was fake.

Kimbo Slice is a bitch

Duck and weave, duck and weave. He'd get his pansy ass kicked so fucking fast if he fought anybody that

A) Can Technically Strike
B) That has any wrestling ability
C) with any ground skills


Sure Kimbo can beat up his collection of bouncers. His "underground" videos show that. Big deal...



Bo Cantrell is a fuckin joke. Tank Abbott is another bounceresq. fighter that brings nothing to the table other than a fat ass and no cardio.

Even the pasty white bitch Gannon was able to choke Kimbo out. And in the cage his boys aren't there to call "shenanigans" whenever somebody tries to use an actual MMA technique.



If they can dig up old crazy man Shamrock he'll beat Kimbo. Easly might I add. Ken's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but even he'd be smart enough to avoid Kimbo's duck and weave pussy shit. Prediction: Kimbo getting his over-hyped ass heel hooked in under three minutes.

Is this the course EliteXC wants to take? I don't know. With the reports of over 500,000 viewers for Kimbo's last fight, it may be prudient to go grab some more of the senior citizens of the early UFC's than it would be to have him man up to a real competitor. Until then Kimbo's just a big bitch in my book.

How to be a great standup

This is standup at its best. Any would be comics out there should study this. Timing, delivery, great material, working the crowd. Muraco and Fuji got it all.

best wrestling video ever!

This is the best video ever. Best work ever done by Koko, Billy Jack, BamBam and Hogan. I'll let Muraco, Honky and Superstar pass (out of bias). I love Vince's spot with his awesome hair. Honky said the faces get all the good looking rats, but it looks like he was doing better than Hogan and the boys.



AWESOME!

Exclusive: Hacksaw Jim Duggan Mid-South Video

Hacksaw Jim Duggan Music Video

Uploaded this a little while ago to YouTube. Duggan is going to take back the hostages by himself! HOOOOO!

Heyman Hustles Me Out of Seven Minutes

Insight. Groundbreaking. Changing the face of the planet earth. All claims made going into the Heyman Hustle.


Quick recap: Heyman "breaks the mold" by recording fellow hustlers. Grabs wrestling mark Johnny Fairplay. Hilarity ensues.

Honky Tonk would set Heyman straight: "You owe me money bitch!". That's more like it.

Running around the streets and doing the standard Heyman yell isn't going to get it done. Granted, Paul doing his yelling gimmick in a closed environment may be fun to watch but otherwise shut the fuck up.

I'll give this a couple more episodes for the hell of it. First Rollerball now this. Go back to hustling the boys out of pay Heyman, that's what your good at.

Heyman Hustle #1

Created by professional wrestling visionary Paul Heyman and Hi Def pioneer Mitchell Stuart, the Hustle is Paul’s first project since his dramatic departure from the WWE over a year ago.

Speaking to us this morning, a very excited Heyman raved: “This is the story of a mad scramble to make a deadline when everything goes wrong before the very episode is shot.

“It shows some larger than life personalities, but also the genuine human beings behind those personas.

“I'm really proud of it.”

Link: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/heyman/article815332.ece

Take a hit off this gatorade brother!

Take a hit off of this gatorade brother! Hogan don't share his weed either...



"You telling me the boys ain't getting no rats?" 

All those rats passing out in the video getting the "hardway juice".

Self proclaimed best IC champ of all-time

pimp of love, jive turkey

Forget the doctor of thuganomics. The real doctor is making a house call. The doctor of style, the Slickster. Jive turkey!

How to Post YouTube Videos - FAQ

Login to your account (hardwayjuice.blogspot.com)

Once logged in with your username + password;

Go to new post:

Put in the title

add your text/rant 

Open a new window or browser.

Now find the video that you want on youtube. Once your on the usual screen that you use to watch the video you will need to copy the embed text.

Go back to the browser that has the blogger post page open on it. Put your cursor just below where you want the video. In this example I want it right below the line crazy old man

After I placed my cursor or the blinking type icon there I went up and pressed the 

edit html button (at the top, just below the title to the right).

Now you want the paste the embed text that we copied earlier. To do this press Control + P 

fas

After your done this just click the compose button (the one beside the edit HTML at the top right hand side) and go back to typing your post.

Once you've gotten the hand of it it becomes super easy.

crazy old man

"And I didn't do it because of God, Jesus, and Mr. McMahon."

I love that. Three biblical figures.

Any Q's/troubles?

Test Post #1

Testing out a few things.

My first time using Blogger

Different Color Text

Choice of name: Shitty wrestling names available;

gimicked

nosell

ringrats

hardwayjuice

schmoz

Let me know in the comments or an e-mail which is the best option. For example, the address would be the names above (ie ringrats.blogspot.com)

A Link - Wrestling Observer

a list

1. one
2. two list
3. three list

Using the YouTube embedding code:

Figured it out. To put in a YouTube video you have to switch from the compose window to the edit html window and then paste in the embed text from YouTube.