Kimbo Slice is a bitch
Duck and weave, duck and weave. He'd get his pansy ass kicked so fucking fast if he fought anybody that
A) Can Technically Strike
B) That has any wrestling ability
C) with any ground skills
Sure Kimbo can beat up his collection of bouncers. His "underground" videos show that. Big deal...
Bo Cantrell is a fuckin joke. Tank Abbott is another bounceresq. fighter that brings nothing to the table other than a fat ass and no cardio.
Even the pasty white bitch Gannon was able to choke Kimbo out. And in the cage his boys aren't there to call "shenanigans" whenever somebody tries to use an actual MMA technique.
If they can dig up old crazy man Shamrock he'll beat Kimbo. Easly might I add. Ken's not the sharpest knife in the drawer but even he'd be smart enough to avoid Kimbo's duck and weave pussy shit. Prediction: Kimbo getting his over-hyped ass heel hooked in under three minutes.
Is this the course EliteXC wants to take? I don't know. With the reports of over 500,000 viewers for Kimbo's last fight, it may be prudient to go grab some more of the senior citizens of the early UFC's than it would be to have him man up to a real competitor. Until then Kimbo's just a big bitch in my book.
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No no no. Kimbo Slice is a stud, and he will prove it with his filthy striking and studly ground game courtesty of Bas Rutten. He can also has a good "chin".
I agree that Kimbo has been fighting some rather slow, fat, out of shape fighters, but this is where Bas Rutten and crew will come in handy. They will get Kimbo's ass in fighting shape (i.e. a ton of cardio). They will teach him new techniques, and eventually they will create a great fighter. He's a brawler, and he's damn strong, but he's not ready just yet for the bigs. However, with that being said, he is certainly no bitch.
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